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Facebook recently changed their company to ‘Meta,’ a reference to the ‘metaverse’ which is a digital world within the real world… But how about smoking while already high? That’s getting high within a high. That’s meta enough for me!
I don’t need any kind of computer app that collects and sells my data. I get to chatting during that high within a high and I’ll just tell you all my personal data for free.
Facebook and Instagram have the power to influence people, business, politics. They can cause anxiety, panic, self-doubt, and tons of other negative emotions.
High within a high? Well, that mostly just makes me ramble about how much I’m rambling and then eat a cheese sandwich where the bread is also slices of cheese (cheese within a cheese).
However, smoking too much sometimes makes me anxious and panicky, so maybe it’s not that different. Is smoking weed exactly like going on Facebook?
Maybe I need to smoke again. A high within a high within a high, three layers deep: High-ception. In any event, it’s a moot point because I got banned from Facebook last year for shitposting about getting temporarily banned for shitposting.
Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.
Disclaimer: This Article Is a Joke
Speaking of absurdity, did you know there are still over 40,000 people locked up on nonviolent cannabis-related charges around the US? It’s time to let them out.