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Do you remember when Bugs Bunny would stick dynamite in Elmer Fudd’s mouth? Or was that a Road Runner thing? Doesn’t matter. That’s what we’re doing, but with weed!
One of these blunts is actually packed with dynamite.
It’s gonna be so sweet. Trust me. When you spark this blunt, either you’ll get super high, or you’ll explode into a flurry of glittery embers. Either way, I’m gonna watch from over here and probably take a video for TikTok.
OK, I rolled 6 blunts ahead of time. To simulate the spinning of the chamber, we’re gonna use this Twister spinner. Then you’re gonna smoke. And make sure you smoke the entire blunt just in case the stick of TNT got pushed down to the wrong end.
Did you not want to play Weed Russian Roulette? Wait, did you mean to say smoke and play regular roulette, as in, go to Atlantic City?
We can do that after this. If you survive!
By the way, I smoked before prepping the game, there’s a slight chance I lost track of what I was doing as I was rolling these, so it’s possible none have the dynamite or all have the dynamite too.
Sorry. Good luck.
Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.
Disclaimer: This Article Is a Joke
Speaking of absurdity, did you know there are still over 40,000 people locked up on nonviolent cannabis-related charges around the US? It’s time to let them out.