Baton Rouge, LA — Sisters with the Delta Omega chapter of the Delta Delta Delta sorority announced this month that, given Louisiana’s ongoing prohibition of delta-9 THC, the organization was endorsing delta-8 THC products made from hemp.

“Why delta-8 THC, you might ask?” said chapter leader, Marsha Dolphin. “Well, as everyone knows, Greek life is all about the parties and we’ve been waiting for Louisiana to finally legalize weed so we could throw the ‘Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Party With Delta Delta Delta.’ But since delta-9 is still illegal, and I’m about to fucking graduate, we decided this idea was worth sacrificing one of the deltas.”

“It’s still going to look good on a t-shirt, right?”

As the interview ended, several Tri Delta sisters were spotted posing for selfies like a stack of meerkats behind a glittery gift basket of wine coolers and infused chapstick and massage oils.