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You ever think of an idea and wonder how they haven’t done it yet?
I go to the Star Wars Day sale every year at the dispensary near my house, and they do like Hannabis, Weed-o Shot First, they even have Wookie despite not realizing the connection… but Chewies just seems like such a lay-up, how is it not real?
It’s lazy is what it is. Let’s be real, it didn’t take some 4-D big-brain genius to figure this one out. It’s right there. He says ‘Easy, Chewie’ in the movie, so literally just take a box of edibles and slap an Easy, Chewie sticker on the label.
The fact that this isn’t real yet makes me think I’m crazy. Like I’m missing something. Is this not a good idea? Is this one of those ‘you think you recorded the perfect outgoing message, then you listen back and you sound like a robot’ type situations?
Someone work with me here. This is the billion-dollar idea. Please for the love of God make this real. It’s honestly kind of offensive to Star Wars fans that are also weed-bros. We deserve to be happy too. We’re people too. Someone get on this ASAP. NOW!
*After the time of publishing, it was discovered Chewies in fact does exist, they were just on the shelf above the Darth Vapers, Leia Organics, and Blaze Windus*
Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.
