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Seems like the politicians that are so against weed would do well to relax a little… maybe smoke a little weed.

Cannabis can calm you down, help with stress… and those dudes seem super stressed. They’re always so angry about weed and the people pushing for cannabis reform. Like, just take an edible and watch some TV for an afternoon, please.

A lot of these conservative guys yell about the kids these days or the lazy libs or whatever, like, you’re gonna give yourself a heart attack, please just sit on this bean bag chair, take a hit of this piece, and order some Chinese food or something. Trust me, you desperately need it.

They get all worked up about healthcare reform, minimum wage, tons of other non-cannabis issues that will only help people. You know that annoying stereotype of people sitting in a circle being like, “I love you man,” or whatever? Yeah, those dudes need that. Desperately. I could see Republicans getting baked once and instantly saying like, “Wait, why don’t we give everyone free healthcare though?” High dudes do not refuse paternity leave. High dudes also don’t do guns, just saying…

This is all not even to mention that if they smoked they would see it’s not as bad as they think, like, at all. I bet the most anti-cannabis politicians, if they tried weed, would change their minds about it.

Unless all of the anti-cannabis sentiment is because they smoked really awful weed that one time…?

Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.

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