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KINGSTON, N.Y. — The entirety of a recent hang-out amongst friends smoking together was reportedly spent talking about the last time they all smoked together.
“Oh man, the last time we got together like this, we sat in this very room in a circle just like this and smoked, it was the best,” stated session host Mark Canner. “And that last smoke session we spent the whole time talking about the smoke session before it!”
“…during which we spent talking about the smoke session before that!” Canner continued. “Every time we get together we continue the nostalgic cycle… it’s the best!”
Other attendees at the smoke session were equally as eager to focus on reminiscence.
“Oh I love when we get together and talk about the time we smoked and talked about the time we smoked and talked about the time we smoked and talked about the time we smoked,” added Jenna Mason, also in attendance. “It’s like we never run out of things to talk about when we smoke! We’re just that close!”
As the smoke session was wrapping up, the conversation organically turned to chatting about the future, the friend group discussed when next they’d all smoke and talk about this particular instance of smoking and talking about the time they smoked and talked about the time they smoked…
Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.
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