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CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio — Michael Laughlin and Dan Perry, after smoking a high-potency sativa, decided they should write a screenplay together then immediately fell asleep.

“I overheard them talking about some kind of space adventure fairy tale where a boy discovers he is destined to save a princess or something,” stated roommate Sal Althea. “And the old wizard helps by giving him a magical sword or something — but then Dan wrote EXT. SPACE — ANYTIME and they both curled into the fetal position and have been asleep ever since.”

“They then tried to title it Battle of the Stars while ripping a lightsaber bong and watching Star Wars, and I didn’t have the heart to tell them what they were doing,” he added.

When Perry awoke for a short while he addressed the possibility of the pair resuming work on the screenplay after their naps.

“After the nap, we’re planning a second nap, in case the first one doesn’t take,” Perry commented while gathering snacks and bringing them to the living room. “Then maybe we’ll do something productive.”

Just before going back to sleep, Perry added, “Wait, what screenplay?”

Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.

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