MESA, Ariz. — Cannabis enthusiast Mark Richter’s family celebrated Father’s Day this morning by presenting him with breakfast-in-bed, but replacing his actual breakfast with a fat bowl of the indica-dominant strain Biscotti.

“My wife came into the room with a little tray that had a full plate of Biscotti and a small bowl stuffed with it, too,” Richter said. “It was even packed together into that crescent shape. Next to it was a coffee mug filled with Caramel Kona Coffee Kush, a flute of Champagne Kush, and a bacon-shaped edible. Just the perfect wake-and-bake breakfast in bed. I’m a very lucky man.” 

Richter added, “I hope there’s an actual breakfast in bed coming after this, though. Because I’m about to be really REALLY hungry.”

Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.