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ATLANTA — Reflecting on his time touring with famed hip-hop artists Run the Jewels, a former crew member revealed today that when smoking their ritual pre-show joint, Killer Mike will pass it off only to his partner El-P, even if it means skipping any number of people in the presumed order. 

“It must be from the years of setting up El’s lines while they’re spitting mad knowledge in the studio or onstage that passing the J to him just feels natural,” said Fred “Crest” Colgate, a stage manager now working for rapper Li’l Fuckmarrykill. “Normally it’s not an issue because everyone on the crew knows the deal in an RTJ rotation, but last tour one guy from the opener’s crew tried to take the pass for himself and the look Mike gave him literally put him in the ICU.”

For his part, El-P admitted that he too feels an instinct to pass the dutchie only to Mike, but that Mike is usually too busy talking to notice the offer. 

Catch Kyle Stanley on tour with Run the Jewels, stuffed in the luggage compartment of their bus. @KGordonStanley on Twitter.

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