LOS ANGELES — Tech entrepreneur Elon Musk allegedly smoked cannabis during a follow-up guest appearance on “The Joe Rogan Experience” yesterday in what is being called the “most Elon Musk way of smoking possible” — sparking the bowl with a full-size flame thrower. “I don’t even like smoking,” said Musk while using a page from a Tesla lawsuit to roll a blunt, which he then stuck in a bong built out of an Apple HomePod constructed as an ironic commentary on the practice of building a bong from the fruit, with a water chamber containing a series of Tesla coils leading to a titanium SpaceX shuttle-grade canister filled with water from the snow atop Mount Everest. “I just do it for the memes.” Sources say the cannabis itself was grown inside a mobile hydroponic unit Musk had launched into space a month earlier so as to make it technically extraterrestrial, or as he calls it, “moon-weed.”

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