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I tried giving my cat Jude Paw some CBD, and now he just lays around the house all day.

But he already did that, so I’m not sure if it’s from the CBD or not.

Jude has sprawled out in the living room on the spot where the sun pokes through the window, basking in the warm rays, and he shifts slightly every hour or so as the sunspot moves across the room. This could be because he is so relaxed from the CBD-infused cat food I gave him earlier.

It could also not be, as this is what he does every day anyway.

At night, after a successful day of sitting in the sun sleeping, Jude Paw moved onto the couch, curled up in a fluffy little ball, and went back to sleep. He was purring and happy. Exactly how one would act on CBD.

But on the other hand, days I don’t give him CBD he does that anyway, so again, inconclusive.

Then in the middle of the night he must have crashed from the CBD overload as he woke up with a burst of energy and started darting back and forth throughout the hallway, chasing literally nothing. He must have lost his mind from the CBD. It’s like the pent up energy exploded out of him.

Though he chases nothing most nights, hissing and scratching while I’m trying to sleep anyway, so maybe not a CBD crash and just a cat being a cat.

Anyway, whether or not the cat was affected by CBD is still TBD. Though maybe I couldn’t tell the difference because I had taken CBD also?

Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.

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