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DETROIT — Mere days after rolling out a CBD-infused steering wheel, Ford Motors has recalled it due to a slew of reported user incidents.

“I guess it relaxes people a little too much maybe,” said CEO Jim Farley. “We’re still moving forward with the concept, just going to maybe warn people better of what the effects might be so they can be prepared to potentially sit in the driveway for hours, just idling.”

CDB steering wheel user Mark Connor commented on the recall, now just holding the steering wheel while sitting on his couch since it is no longer in the car.

“Oh it didn’t cause an accident or anything, actually the opposite, I was so relaxed I drove like 4 mph,” Connor stated while prepping for a nap. “And after about an hour, I realized I had somehow parked in my driveway and was just listening to the opera station at super low volume.”

Despite recalling the product, new reports suggest that mechanics trying to disconnect the steering wheels are getting super euphoric midway through the process and leaving the steering wheels in cars to go watch Murder She Wrote reruns.

Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.

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