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DENVER — The cannabis-enthusiast social group “CannaBuds,” meant to meet every Friday afternoon to “get high, talk about their favorite strains and maybe go bowling,” postponed their upcoming meeting again this week for the 47th time in a row.
“Sorry, everyone. No Weed Club meeting today,” read the text announcing the cancellation. “Forgot we rescheduled this week. We’ll make sure we do it next week.”
“I’m just a little too tired to do it this time around,” stated co-organizer Brad March. “I don’t know what it is, but every time the club’s meeting date rolls around I just get so worn out, and then I just wanna smoke and veg out on the couch with some chips or something. I don’t have the energy to make it go this week.”
“I’m not surprised we had to postpone,” admitted fellow organizer Marla Sheerp. “After I got high this morning, I just wasn’t really feeling it anymore. It felt better to keep the day to myself. And if I’m feeling that way, I’m sure everyone else is. We’ll make sure we see everyone next week.”
Thankfully, no one was too surprised or upset that the meeting was pushed back again.
“Oh yeah, they cancel or postpone every meeting, so I’ve just started double booking the time slot anyway,” High Noon coffee shop manager Laurie Mettle noted. “They’re always super polite and kind and leave the deposit, though — it’s rolled over to the next week for almost a year straight. I almost feel bad taking their money at this point.”
When reached for comment, club member Carla Ratilo said, “Oh, was that today? Good thing it’s postponed. I completely forgot to look at my calendar this month.”
Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.
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