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BRECKENRIDGE, Colo. — The lifts for the blue slopes at local establishment Breckenridge Ski Resort continue to be the town’s highest-rated smoke spot for the 47th winter in a row.
“I go there before my shift, after my shift, on my lunch break, also just during my shift sometimes.”
“Everyone knows whether you need a spot to smoke or are looking to buy and sell, B-Ridge blue slopes is the spot,” began season pass holder Brett Pear. “You can smoke incognito while on the lift, then ski back down and do it again. It’s part of the experience!”
Corroborating the story, several employees confirmed they too utilize the location.
“I go there before my shift, after my shift, on my lunch break, also just during my shift sometimes,” commented bartender in the Breckenridge Ski Lodge, Martin Laughlin. “Sometimes during brunch shifts, I’ll literally just stay on the lift, going up and down the mountain, chilling on a blunt that I bought from someone crossing me on their way up or down. I should probably get back to work soon, I was supposed to fire apps like 45 minutes ago.”
Though many found the thrill of incognito cannabis consumption exciting, lift monitor Jason Terrel confirmed he is well aware of the stories.
“I’m not an idiot, everyone knows about the blue slopes smoke spot, I just don’t care. Why would I?” he said. “I use the spot myself. They think they’re being sneaky but I’m usually the one selling to the people using it in the first place.”
The owner of the resort later confirmed he too knows about the legendary spot but is happy to look the other way saying, “They don’t have to sneak around, cannabis is legal in this state.”
Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.
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