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Many believe the future of cannabis starts now, if not slightly after the moment we are in now. Others think it’s a lit torch, untouched in its sconce, waiting to be gripped.
I think all of those people need to shut the fuck up and check out Afternoon Clouds. They’ve found the future, but instead of holding onto that torch for themselves, they wanted to share it with the world.
They make muted aesthetic one-hitters that make you wonder, “Should I look into this Gnome Chomsky person?” They’re simple and streamlined — no extra bells, whistles, cases, lighters, or any of that crap, because they know that you are on the go and don’t have time for any extra bullshit. It’s 2021, baby, and you’ve got an empire to run.
Let’s see if this one-hitter is right for you:
You’re powerful as hell. Sometimes, you get mad as hell too. Your haters will always be intimidated by you, and that’s fine — because they don’t want to see you live your best life.
You want to #riseup, you want to #bethechange, but sometimes you need to #mellowout. You want to “Take care of yourself, because you never know when the world may need you,” and you know that change happens at the pace of the human heart.
You’re looking to release stress after a long day of changing the world. You’re in the market for a new work-life balance. You’re ready to spend $65 on a pipe that looks like a paperweight from the MoMa gift shop.
If you’re anything like me, this is exactly what you’re looking for.
Afternoon Clouds is the new brand of minimalist, handcrafted one hitters, and they hooked me the fuck up. Check them out on their website. They’ll be there all afternoon.
David Thunderstorm brings you the unfiltered truth from Washington, D.C.
Disclaimer: This Article Is a Joke
Speaking of absurdity, did you know there are still over 40,000 people locked up on nonviolent cannabis-related charges around the US? It’s time to let them out.