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This is fine. I promise. Trust me.

The government barely even cares about weed anymore. When was the last time a politician even brought up the issue? So clearly they’ve forgotten about it.

And it’s not like clicking a link and visiting a website can facilitate someone seeing your browser history and personal data or anything. The internet can’t do stuff like that.

Besides, do you seriously think the FBI is smart enough to set up a sting using a dispensary website? The FBI is dumb, their initials aren’t even right — it should be FBoI. 

Oh, also, the store is called Definitely Not A Trap, so you know it can’t be a trap — everyone knows they have to tell you if they’re the FBI, so, entrapment-hack.

Besides, the FBI headquarters is in DC where weed is legal so like, even if it is them, what’re they gonna do? If anything they’re probably just trying to get into the cannabis industry. It’s extremely lucrative right now. How else are they gonna fund whatever it is they do?

So yeah, go ahead and click that link, visit the site, put in all your personal information, check this box affirming you are purchasing cannabis and consent to whatever is in that terms and conditions, and you’re good.

Me? No. I’m definitely not with the FBI. That’s crazy talk.

Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.

Disclaimer: This Article Is a Joke

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