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DENVER — Marshal Radke, a budtender at dispensary ‘Green Life’, was shouted at by an irate customer for bringing the wrong cannabis product after the customer in question ordered incorrectly and also finished all of said cannabis.

“He said Local Kush and even read off the product ID number,” Radke began explaining. “Also I scanned the barcode so the name of the strain appeared in our companion app he had opened and was staring at, also an AI Siri-like voice read off the strain and its entire Wikipedia entry, also the manager came by to confirm, also he wrote down the strain and it was notarized by a government official… so there was no mistaking he got the right product.”

“Then after spending an hour in the lounge area smoking the entire bag, he came back and claimed it was the wrong weed,” Radke continued. “I’m like, ‘hey man, where were you an hour ago before you finished it all?’”

The customer, Jay Trini, was still mid-unhinged-tirade when asked about the incident.

“How dare these people bring me exactly what I asked for when I clearly wanted something else?!” he shouted at no one in particular. “Obviously that’s not what I actually wanted despite saying it and confirming it in several non-verbal ways. Why can’t minimum wage service workers read my mind? What is this, 1984?!”

Luckily for all involved, the entire incident occured at a location that sells the exact item required to calm Trini down, so Radke simply gave him a gummy sample and the entire altercation was sufficiently diffused.

Cameron Foley is a comedian and writer. He’d prefer you call him Cam.

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