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Editor’s note: While not a cannabis connoisseur himself, Ash (loafing above) is head of household for a group of quirky roommates who spend most of their days just sitting around and smoking weed, or talking about weed. He’s seen it all and now, he’s ready to share that expertise with the masses.

@OSCAR.DMG — “is part of the effects selling bread?”

ASH — “Dear Oscar, thank you for your thoughtful question.

“I have spent a good amount of time as a loaf myself and I can confidently say that while selling bread is not in fact an activity directly correlated to stoned-as-fuck individuals, it can be an immensely enjoyable and rewarding experience.

“My recommendation: give it a shot and if you like it, make a hobby out of it! Just don’t forget to puff, puff, pastry on occasion or you might offend the neighbors.

“Until next time! As always, may your food and weed bowls be forever full, and your naps long and respected.”

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