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Editor’s note: While not a cannabis connoisseur himself, Ash (pictured above) is head of household for a group of quirky roommates who spend most of their days just sitting around and smoking weed, or talking about weed. He’s seen it all and now, he’s ready to share that expertise with the masses.

@SAMURAIDAN — “Does weed when and the?”

ASH — “Yes my good sir, I remember those times fondly as well. The rat still owes me money after the ‘Stairway Exchange’ incident but to be honest, I don’t plan on collecting simply out of respect for his flawless dedication to his craft.

“My recommendation: two infused treats for yourself, plus one to the offended party to cover any damages!

“Until next time — may your food, water, and weed bowls be comfortably full, and your nap times long and respected.”

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